FIFF

Showtime

What happens if we lose?

Nothing! There's nothing at stake, and no threat. Beyond the shame of defeat.

Now all the planets are going to start cracking wise about our mothers.

[tearfully] I'm just glad my fat ugly momma isn't alive to see this.

Boycott

When you ask for volunteers to screen films, how do you keep quality control? Who's to stop an entrant from gathering an army of biased supporters? Maybe you do have some sort of checks and balances. Is there a grudge, then?